{"id":202,"date":"2008-11-06T12:37:57","date_gmt":"2008-11-06T18:37:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/share.cassity.us\/?p=202"},"modified":"2008-11-06T12:37:57","modified_gmt":"2008-11-06T18:37:57","slug":"202","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mattcassity.com\/blog\/202\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/share.cassity.us\/photos\/dogcycle.jpg\"\/><br \/>\n<b>Jake<\/b><br \/>\ni had crazy dreams last night<\/p>\n<p><b>Matt C<\/b><br \/>\nme too<\/p>\n<p><b>Jake<\/b><br \/>\nfucking nicotine patch really livens shit up<br \/>\ni came and visited you. you had moved your mother out to nyc.<br \/>\nyou guys lived in a high rise<br \/>\ni made you a deck off your back door<br \/>\nwe partied<br \/>\nyour mom woke up and yelled at us and then started partying with us<br \/>\nand smoking cigarettes<\/p>\n<p><b>Matt C<\/b><br \/>\nyikes<\/p>\n<p><b>Jake<\/b><br \/>\nwe brought home some floozies from a halloween party<br \/>\nalison did not want<\/p>\n<p><b>Matt C<\/b><br \/>\ni had a dream this morning that i came home to my mom&#8217;s house in wamego, and there was a big burlap sack about 8 feet tall that had &#8220;Maybe Baby&#8221; painted in real nice script on the side<br \/>\nit was a gift you had gotten me in Italy,<\/p>\n<p><b>Jake<\/b><br \/>\nmaybe baby<br \/>\nme or your mother<\/p>\n<p><b>Matt C<\/b><br \/>\ninside the big bag was a mini motorcycle that was half-dog half-motorcycle<\/p>\n<p><b>Jake<\/b><br \/>\noh shit<br \/>\ndid you have a fever<\/p>\n<p><b>Matt C<\/b><br \/>\ni was like, well i like the motorcycle bit, but i&#8217;m not so sure what to do about the dog part..<\/p>\n<p><b>Jake<\/b><br \/>\nha<\/p>\n<p><b>Matt C<\/b><br \/>\nseems kind of cruel<\/p>\n<p><b>Jake<\/b><br \/>\nyou are getting some serious lol&#8217;s here<\/p>\n<p><b>Matt C<\/b><br \/>\nit was strange.<\/p>\n<p><b>Jake<\/b><br \/>\nwhiskey dreams<\/p>\n<p><b>Matt C<\/b><br \/>\nthis was post alarm even<\/p>\n<p><b>Jake<\/b><br \/>\njesus<\/p>\n<p><b>Matt C<\/b><br \/>\nthere was a big discussion on how to convert it to motorcycle only<\/p>\n<p><b>Jake<\/b><br \/>\nyou should draw a picture of this dog-motorcycle<\/p>\n<p><b>Matt C<\/b><br \/>\nyea<\/p>\n<p><b>Jake<\/b><br \/>\nthat seems logical<br \/>\nwe were listening to music, drinking mixed drinks and smoking weed<br \/>\noh, and i was smoking cigs.&nbsp;which is crazy because that is a total addiction dream.<\/p>\n<p><b>Matt C<\/b><br \/>\nit was like a triumph military bike, all tarnished and such,<br \/>\nbut was only 3 ft tall<br \/>\nand a live dog&#8217;s head where the headlight is and dog arms on the front holding the wheel arm<\/p>\n<p><b>Jake<\/b><br \/>\njesus<\/p>\n<p><b>Matt C<\/b><br \/>\ni felt bad that it had pins through it&#8217;s arm to hold the wheel on<br \/>\nand that it would be so rattled when we went down the road<br \/>\nand that it wouldn&#8217;t be so bad to ride it a few times before i released the dog into non motorcycle freedom<br \/>\nthe dog didn&#8217;t seem to mind<br \/>\nwhy would you buy me such a small half animal motorcycle?<\/p>\n<p><b>Jake<\/b><br \/>\nwhat kind of dog was it<\/p>\n<p><b>Matt C<\/b><br \/>\ni&#8217;m not sure<br \/>\norangish brown<\/p>\n<p><b>Jake<\/b><br \/>\njust a dog<br \/>\nit would have to be a bit larger<\/p>\n<p><b>Matt C<\/b><br \/>\nkind pit bullish i&#8217;d guess<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jake i had crazy dreams last night Matt C me too Jake fucking nicotine patch really livens shit up i came and visited you. you had moved your mother out to nyc. you guys lived in a high rise i made you a deck off your back door we partied your mom woke up and &hellip; 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