{"id":323,"date":"2009-05-20T14:52:31","date_gmt":"2009-05-20T20:52:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/share.cassity.us\/?p=323"},"modified":"2009-05-20T14:52:31","modified_gmt":"2009-05-20T20:52:31","slug":"323","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mattcassity.com\/blog\/323\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

Script for Soduku book commercial<\/strong>
\nMAN: Hey, what’s the worst thing about being alive?
\nWOMAN: When there’s no more soduku puzzle. holds up newspaper with completed puzzle<\/em>
\nMAN: Things are looking up for you then. presents woman with an entire book full of soduku puzzles<\/em>
\nSODUKU LOGO.<\/p>\n

Left with an online video induced grin. Man laughing and slapping orange caution lights, carving destruction to the voice in his cell phone. Joggers holding hands. Big fat purple shirt blob of a man. Idiot’s bottle cap rolling the along subway car, stopping between mine and neighbor’s sneakers.<\/p>\n

At least four fire trucks this morning. Also on the small street, a ginger ale truck and a Doritos truck. No sign of smoke, but if a fire were to happen \u2014 all bases covered!<\/p>\n

She seemed to have it together until she lit up. This bank teller had wild hair, bucking the system with gel. I was given a thorough inspection at the airport in my dream last night “use anything at home?” “You mean, like, product?” “yea.” “no.” The machine that took my ID didn’t spit it out where I’d expected, so I scrambled and Steven the security guard was no help. I probably missed my flight. <\/p>\n

People walk into traffic without looking. <\/p>\n

Film<\/strong>
\nIn Debt We Trust. The sub title of this movie was “America before the bubble bursts” indicating that this goofball filmmaker knew everything was going to crash, and he explains why it did on the consumer level. I can’t cite specific instances, but I seem to remember a lot of pundits and bank people saying they didn’t see it coming. BS right? Anyhow, it was an ok movie, but I thought Maxed Out was better made. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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