{"id":88,"date":"2007-04-18T13:52:02","date_gmt":"2007-04-18T19:52:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/share.cassity.us\/?p=88"},"modified":"2007-04-18T13:52:02","modified_gmt":"2007-04-18T19:52:02","slug":"88","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattcassity.com\/blog\/88\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

Working at the ad agency again. Ate some BBQ with Mike last night and it made me full and tired. The waitress was a vegetarian. Today at lunch me and Dan were eating burgers and this nun lady comes up asking for change and I said “sorry” and she looked at Dan and he shook his head, then she sort of pushed the change bowl towards him and he said “I’m trying to eat my lunch” and she said “excuse me, I thought you were taking a shower.” Dan blames Whoopi Goldburg for her attitude. We tried to come up with some more suitable remarks for her, like “have a nice day, bless you, sorry” any of those would do. Fake nun!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Working at the ad agency again. Ate some BBQ with Mike last night and it made me full and tired. The waitress was a vegetarian. Today at lunch me and Dan were eating burgers and this nun lady comes up asking for change and I said “sorry” and she looked at Dan and he shook … Continue reading <\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattcassity.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattcassity.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattcassity.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattcassity.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattcassity.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=88"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattcassity.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattcassity.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=88"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattcassity.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=88"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattcassity.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=88"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}