I’m a little tired this Sunday evening, definitely not up to
being witty…

3 noteworthy catch phrases:

“We’re big in Japan”

“No Shirt is the New Shirt” (must be topless)

“will cuddle for food”

THE BASICS
I’ve sold out and gotten a cell phone. It isn’t even for emergency use only. 
Very stylish too:

Wed – Free bacon night at Prodigal Son bar. They just bring baskets of bacon out and you eat them. You are snacking on bacon. It is pretty ridiculous.

Thur – I got an internship. My productivity is going to double by 200%.

Fri – You can spend 15 dollars at this bar called Goldstar and get 4 bottles of beer and 8 delicious”authentic” tamales.

Sat – People love St. Patrick’s Day. Some obnoxious. Didn’t go out until 12am to celebrate. Bad bar, good times. A guy from Kansas got naked and strummed his unit to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody. There was a fight. Then we went to Hollywood Grill – Where Chicago Eats and enjoyed tasty toast.

Sun – went shopping for shoes, found nothing except a pair of pumas that cost $100, they sorta look like this:

Started my new internship after shoe shopping. One of their pro-bono
clients is a theatre company. We did a photo shoot at the indoor pool
at Northwestern Univ. The following famous people were in attendance:

However I had nothing to do with them, they were just in the same room. I sat and made sure that the lights didn’t fall into the pool (they didn’t). My boss likes to make jokes about how I am going to do his dishes and laundry and points every time I say “like.’ I think he is under the impression that I am not an eloquent speaker or that I am a burnout.

Either way…

Goodnight.
I’ll call soon