Jake
i had crazy dreams last night

Matt C
me too

Jake
fucking nicotine patch really livens shit up
i came and visited you. you had moved your mother out to nyc.
you guys lived in a high rise
i made you a deck off your back door
we partied
your mom woke up and yelled at us and then started partying with us
and smoking cigarettes

Matt C
yikes

Jake
we brought home some floozies from a halloween party
alison did not want

Matt C
i had a dream this morning that i came home to my mom’s house in wamego, and there was a big burlap sack about 8 feet tall that had “Maybe Baby” painted in real nice script on the side
it was a gift you had gotten me in Italy,

Jake
maybe baby
me or your mother

Matt C
inside the big bag was a mini motorcycle that was half-dog half-motorcycle

Jake
oh shit
did you have a fever

Matt C
i was like, well i like the motorcycle bit, but i’m not so sure what to do about the dog part..

Jake
ha

Matt C
seems kind of cruel

Jake
you are getting some serious lol’s here

Matt C
it was strange.

Jake
whiskey dreams

Matt C
this was post alarm even

Jake
jesus

Matt C
there was a big discussion on how to convert it to motorcycle only

Jake
you should draw a picture of this dog-motorcycle

Matt C
yea

Jake
that seems logical
we were listening to music, drinking mixed drinks and smoking weed
oh, and i was smoking cigs. which is crazy because that is a total addiction dream.

Matt C
it was like a triumph military bike, all tarnished and such,
but was only 3 ft tall
and a live dog’s head where the headlight is and dog arms on the front holding the wheel arm

Jake
jesus

Matt C
i felt bad that it had pins through it’s arm to hold the wheel on
and that it would be so rattled when we went down the road
and that it wouldn’t be so bad to ride it a few times before i released the dog into non motorcycle freedom
the dog didn’t seem to mind
why would you buy me such a small half animal motorcycle?

Jake
what kind of dog was it

Matt C
i’m not sure
orangish brown

Jake
just a dog
it would have to be a bit larger

Matt C
kind pit bullish i’d guess